I’m BAAACCCCKKKK!

It has been an incredible, stressful and occasionally heartbreaking few months here in Bacon Land. But now that the dust has largely settled I am happy to announce my return and recommitment to this humble forum with a whole new focus and energy.

So what have we been up since last we updated?

Isora turned 2.

Cedella has blossomed into a Teenager/Hot Lava Girl/Best Buddy/Heart Sister (all her own terms for herself. Thanks a lot Preschool. lol)

We lost our sweet furry daughter/sister/friend Kira. Our hearts are still a bit broken but we will always remember her soft cuddly love.

*NOTE – I wrote something about her but didn’t have the heart to publish it at the time. I will publish it this weekend. 

We’ve had countless playdates and adventures with our awesome Lansing friends and family.

Oh yea…we bought our first (and hopefully) last home.

What?! Want me to say that again?

WE BOUGHT A HOUSE!!!!

We have been looking for a home to call our own since moving to Lansing nearly five years ago. I think we’ve looked at somewhere in the neighborhood of 40 homes in the past few years. Gone to at least four or five lenders. But for one reason or another it has never been the right time. But we made due with renting and living in two awesome homes over the past five years.

So when we started looking again in January it didn’t really seem real. And though I have been an obsessive Zillow.com and Realtor.com stalker, I guess it didn’t really sink in that we were serious this time. But then we were Pre-Approved. And then we were working with the lovely Emily Lott. And then we were making Forever Home Wish Lists. And then we were really Looking At Houses. And then we were Falling In Love with one house or another. And then we Struck Gold and found the house that was literally just sitting there waiting for us.

And then, for our 5th wedding anniversary we put in an offer.

And now…after two grueling weeks of car loads, countless trailer loads, purging, sorting, packing, wrapping, schlepping, sleeping on the floor, eating take-out for weeks cause we didn’t have our dishes moved yet, wearing the same few shirts and pants cause they were already covered in paint, lifting, dragging, sweating, cursing, painting, cleaning and unpacking…

We. Are. Home.

Here’s a few pics of the house in it’s BEFORE state (please note the snow on the ground in April in Michigan. SMH).

Our hideously yellow, Fixer-Upper, quad-level, midcentury modern house in the woods (which is also one block from the Capital Area District Libraries Okemos Branch and 5 minutes away from Target. Score.)

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And now for some really exciting news. My sister Tracey and I have pretty much always been HGTV obsessed. My Mom can attest to my adamant desire for red carpeting and an all black and white room as a teenager. I thought it was the height of interior design chic. I mean, come on, it WAS the 90’s folks.

But with this obsession (and our love of all things Design Blog and that we will both be home owners this year) we have decided to create a new blog called “2 Sisters 2 Houses” to detail all our efforts to transform our houses into our Homes. There will be plenty of DIY stuff, how-to tutorials, lots of cool design things were are currently lusting after and paint. Loads and loads of paint. And I can’t wait to start showing you all the work we’ve already done! Stay tuned…

Don’t fear though. Babies & Bacon and these two beauties aren’t going anywhere. We just took a quick break. Plenty of Cedella and Isora being cute (like this one taken on our first night in our new house while we all camped out on the floor)

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and exploring their new big backyard to come…IMG_6282

If you need more Bacon in the meanwhile you can follow me on Instagram @mrseyebrowz where I post ridiculously cute pictures of the girls as often as possible. Love to you all and glad to be back!

 

Project Dining Room: The Chairs

Welcome back to Project Dining Room!! When we last left off I had just finished painting a thrifted pedestal table for our dining room. It’s turquoise blue. My favorite color.

But with the gorgeous pop of color in the middle of our dining room the dirty trashed hideous sad chairs needed an update.

After the Great House Flood of 2011 we picked up a sweet midcentury dining set for $150 on Craigslist. It was love at first sight with these chairs (not so much with the table).

The only problem? They were covered in god-awful burgundy polyester. And polyester? Not kid-friendly. They were stained up the second we brought them into the house.

Then while up on vacation in Oscoda earlier in the summer I found these lovely little armchairs at our thrift shop.$35 total. They’re sturdier and comfy and provide a nice contrast to the straight-lined midcentury chairs. But they were covered in hideous gold fabric. In desperate need of a makeover!!

So one day, while casually chatting, we picked some upholstery fabric via committee on Facebook. We being me, Mom and Tracey. Making decisions via Facebook happens to work great for us.

From many many many exhaustive hours of watching HGTV research, I knew that indoor/outdoor upholstery fabric was what we needed. Particularly one that said “NO Drycleaning”. Cause at this point in our lives we don’t buy anything that requires dry cleaning.

All told it took about 20 minutes to pick out and order 4 yds of fabric from Fabric.com. Grand total? $36.

Once the fabric came we had an excuse to finally use the staple gun that’s been collecting dust in Mom’s garage for a while now. And on a Sunday afternoon visit, I put the whole family to work.

First things first, Michael was in charge of taking off the seat covers.

While he did that Mom washed down the chairs.

And Tre and I removed the one million staples holding several layers of yucky old fabric on. (*Side note: Try to pick up all the old rusty staples off the floor before you step on them or your baby puts one in her mouth. Cause tetanus is gross.)

Next, we used one of the discarded pieces of fabric as a pattern to cut out all the new chair covers. We had 4 yards of fabric for 6 chairs and still had plenty leftover in case there are any major stains or whatnot.

Then we put the fabric down, put the seat on top of it and stapled. It would be silly for me to try and describe our technique for this cause we really didn’t have one. We definitely stapled the sides down first, cause they’re straight and easy.

The corners and curves were a serious pain in the ass, and required pulling the fabric tight across the seat and making all these little folds to get it flat. And about another million staples holds all the little folds together.

Then you pop the seats back on. And curse yourself (and maybe your husband a little bit) when two of the 24 screws turn up missing.

And voila. Freshly upholstered dining room chairs.

Turns out, that reupholstering chairs? Isn’t so bad. 6 totally fresh and updated chairs for a grand total of $66 and some sweat equity. Not bad at all…

Next up on Project Dining Room? Styling. Cause without style, it’s just a table and chairs. Styling gives the room it’s own unique personality. Can’t wait to show you what we did there. Pinterest (and Tracey) to the rescue yet again.

Also, I just wanted to give a special shout-out to one of my biggest fans, Mrs. Gartin. Thanks for reading every single post and for being my very first and most dedicated subscriber. Sorry this took so long, as I know you were super curious as to how it all turned out. Hope it lived up to all that anticipation :)

 

 

 

Project Dining Room: The Table

Blame it on Pinterest or HGTV or my dear sister Tracey but I’ve got a DIY bug…

A few weeks ago I was stalking staring obsessing browsing through Pinterest when I came across this beautiful gem…

I seriously adore this entire look. How warm and intimate the round table is. The cool glass pendant. The giant ‘e’ on the wall. I even love the bent wood chairs which manage to go from country to hip in this setting. But the real star of the show is that kelly green pedestal table. I’ve been drooling over it for weeks.

During one of our endless conversations about home design I mentioned I wanted a pedestal table that I could paint a glossy turquoise blue. Like the photograph I’ve been drooling on, only with my signature color.

So on a recent thrifting trip with my sister she hollered at me from the back of the store. She found a beat-up but solid oak pedestal table for $23.32. That’s right. Under $25. We thought about whether or not we should get it for about five seconds. Then we had to figure out if we could get it in the car.

I wish someone had a camera on us as we loaded up the leaves and the base into a cart and I rolled the table top through the entire store and out to my car. It must have been a sight to see.

Only here’s the thing. I’ve never painted anything but a couple of walls in my bedroom when I lived in Chicago. But when it comes to painting an actual piece of furniture, well, I’ve never been to that rodeo.

My sister, the DIY and thrifty home decor diva that she is, said it wouldn’t be too hard. Gave me a list of things to pick up at the hardware store and said she’d come and help me with the project.

And so Project Dining Room was born.

Cause if I’m going to paint the table, I’ve got to cover the chairs. And if I’m gonna cover the chairs I’m going to need new accessories and a new furniture arrangement. Right?

Well maybe we’ve bit off more than we can chew. But I hope not cause the table is nearly done and it was one hell of a project.

We started off sanding as little as humanly possible. Cause I hate sanding.

Then we raised it up onto empty storage bins so that it was easy to get into all the intricate details on the base of the table.

Thanks to several really helpful Pinterest posts we were convinced that using Zinsser primer we didn’t need to sand.

So true. That primer is brilliant. Went on super smooth and covered everything so nicely in just two simple coats using a brush on the base and a roller on the top.

Then we took a well-earned beer break. Cause that’s how we roll…

Once the primer was dry (not too long on such a hot summer day) we noticed we had a slight problem.

The brushes we so diligently wrapped in foil and put in the freezer until we were ready for the next step? Totally goopy and destroyed by the oil-based primer. We didn’t think to wash them before we froze them. And they were too far gone at that point for paint thinner to even work on them.

Two brushes. $20 a piece. Gone.

So we ran to the hardware store and got some el-cheapos that would go on to leave horrendous brush marks and shed bristles like crazy. At that point though we just wanted to get the paint on and figured it wouldn’t matter if we used the roller on the top.

We went ahead and started painting. By that point we had a little helper in our midst.

And another little helper parked outside the garage just cooing and waiting with her furry sister.

Even with shedding bristles the base of the table was covered nicely and had a beautiful glossy finish.

But the top? Problematic to say the least. There were a few cracks along the table that were pretty hard to disguise, marring the ‘perfect’ look we were going for (Shabby Chic is just not really my thing).

Also, the roller the seemingly well-meaning older gentleman at Home Depot recommended? Complete shit. It had a bit of a nap to it and left the surface of the table full of little threads and not at all smooth and glossy.

We tried our best to sand it out between the first and second coat but that roller was just wrong.

In the end I went back to HD, returned the roller, and got foam ones for a high gloss finish. Despite having said what I was trying to achieve to the ‘nice’ old man he still gave me that crap-ass roller. Oh well. Live and learn.

This paint color is Martha Stewart Living in Hummingbird Blue. It’s the absolute perfect Tiffany’s box robin’s egg blue. I want to paint everything in my house this color now. (Tracey – PLEASE don’t let me do that.)

In the end I listened to my Mom (cause she knows everything) and scuffed up the surface with steel wool, removed the dust with tack cloth and gave it one more thin coat of paint with the foam roller.

So at the end of the day the table came out to roughly $100. That includes the extra set of brushes/rollers I had to buy. Without them it would have clocked in around $75. Not bad, huh?

The sad thing is this poor beauty is still sitting in garage awaiting a couple coats of varnish. Between traveling, visiting relatives and 90+ degree heat there hasn’t been a good day to finish it up. But I’m making myself get out there and finish it Monday, regardless of the heat. Cause it’s just too pretty to not be used, don’t you think? As soon as it’s finished I’ll post another picture.

Next up? I tackle the reupholster the dining room chairs. Another first. I think I can, I think I can…

A HUGE thank you to my sister and BFF Tracey. Thanks for inspiring me and sharing my love of taking on these crazy projects!